Thursday, 28 March 2013

Wackspurts.

Time : 6:26am.
After checking the time, realizations hit me and I remember that today is Thursday and not a Saturday. And me and Thursdays, well we don't mix well together. Not at all. I immediately go back to sleep—wanting to enjoy those beautiful moments of sleep before I wake up at 7.

Time: 7:00am
Wait, what? It's 7 already? This can't be happening to me. With utter saddness, I wake up and get dressed for school. Also, I had a major fight with my sister but that isn't worth mentioning.

Time: 7:30am
LETS GO MAN! I NEED TO REACH EARLY BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO BROADCASTING! FASTER! C'MON! -Thoughts inside my head which I don't want to blurt out and look like an idiot.

Time: 7:50am.
I AM DOOMED! I AM NEVER GOING TO GET TO DO BROADCASTING AGAIN! LIFE SUCKS. -Emotional mood taking over my brain and getting mad at my sister for grinning evilly.

Time:  7:51am.
I walked—scratch that, ran pathetically towards the teacher incharge to tell him I am here and that he can jump with excitement for me actually comming 10 minutes early. However, expectations hurt and he tells me I am late. Late for broadcasting. 'I have already chosen someone else.' He said. Now that ruined my mood. Destroyed it. Completely. THANKS ALOT, SIR!

Time: 8:00am.
MY FRIEND HAS BETRAYED ME! I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS. How? I'll tell you. She's the one broadcasting instead of me! She could've said no or atleast asked sir to wait for me! This is completely stupid!

Time: 8:10am.
'Life sucks', I say as I walk to my class which is on the 3RD FLOOR, with my HEAVY bag, containing a HEAVY maths book. What did I do to deserve this? But the fact that today will be the last day I'll be studying and would get some freedom tomorrow pops up in my mind and somehow, makes me happy.

Time: 9:20am.
Thank goodness! Our english sir is absent. I also realized the fact that he got absent on those days when we had two classes of English. Maybe he feels sorry for us. 'Maybe he likes torturing you. Making you tense up'., says my brain. Lets go over this, shall we?
 During test, which was sadly in English class.
'Marwa, stop writing so fast.' says Chocolate because she's done with the damn test.
'Sir can take the test paper at any time. I must write fast.' I say.
'Marwa, I'll give you something to worry about. Just wait and watch.' says Sir.
'I don't care.' I say, pretending I don't care.
After I'm done with the test.
'You did a mistake in your test. You filled the blank with past tense but you had to do it with the future tense. You're an idiot. What was wrong with you?' Sir says, ruining my mood.
'Wait, I did? You're lying.' I say.
'Nope, I am completely serious.' He says, completely serious.

And because of that small conversation, I have been in tension for the past day. He obviously knew I was going to get tortured with the thought of me doing something wrong. I have a feeling he knows what everybody thinks. He isn't Edward Cullen, is he?

Time: 10:35am
I'm done with the test—can I get a Boo Yeah? One more test to go and that's it. Freedom for a while. As I arrange my seat, Eyebrows comes and slaps me 2 times. Not 1, but 2. For not knowing the answer. I slapped her back, obviously. But she's a meanie.
Objective # 1 : Stay away from her mental-ness.

Time: 11:00am.
5 minutes more to go untill I'll be eating food. Can these 5 minutes pass already? IT FEELS LIKE AN HOUR!

Time: 11:30am.
Done eating my lunch. I simply can't even think of skipping lunch. Though Chocolate does say I'm mannerless since when I eat, my uniform gets spoiled with the crumbs. I HAVE ALOT OF MANNERS, THANKYOU VERY MUCH. Also she said that I gave my habbit of doing that to the one and only, Red. Now that is just wrong. Accusing someone of doing something she never did? A perfect example of a mean friend.
Objective # 2: Convince Chocolate to believe I am full of manners and she's the one who's mannerless!

Time: 12:00pm/Noon.
Chocolate has left for her comparing for Milad with her bestest (I know it's not a word, okay?) friend forever, Elephant! If you didn't get the joke here, I am kidding. She hates Elephant. And not the 'I hate you. Never talk to me again.' hate, but 'I hate you and I'll hit you with my shoe if you say a word, about anything. I want you to get eaten by sharks.' that type of hate. I don't understand why she hates her so much. Like—wishing someone to be eaten by sharks? That's just plain wrong!
Right now it's history class and I am doodling, wishing for our teacher to leave and not continue her boring lecture. Suddenly, the class starts singing songs. Pakistani songs. An English song as well. I sing along. She now can't even deny the fact that we're lunatics. That we have gone bonkers.

Time: 12:05pm.
Yes! She left! (Sorry for the dis-repect. I certainly hope she does not read this post or I'll have to suffer a long lecture in the office.) My class has currently gone crazy. Crazier than a Monkey dancing in a dress. They're playing tug of war and taking off each others shoes which is a sign that half of my class needs to be in a mental hospital.
Objective # 3: Make a reservation for 50% of the girls in my class in a Mental Hospital.

Damn! They were so busted. A teacher just entered and scolded them for their mental-ness. And now the teacher who was supposed to come is here. Our class has officially recieved the title of 'The Craziest class of Prep Section.' True-r words have not been spoken. I admit it and I am completely proud of that fact. At the moment, the girls who participated in the Milad are reciting a Naat. So be quiet.

Time: 12:35pm
You may speak now. They're done. So right now I'm in the inner courtyard of our school, sitting and doing nothing. We (Red, Me, and Eyebrows) decided we wanted to use Facebook. I hate it, but Eyebrows loves it. I agree, wanting to use twitter. I kept telling her to just enter the lab and sit on the computer and start using  the internet. If anyone dare objects, we Avada Kedavra them. But does anybody listen to me? No.

Time: 12:50pm 
Till now, we just spotted a sir using Facebook in the resource room. Are you kidding me? Teachers can use it but we can't? THIS IS THE UNFAIR-EST THING I HAVE HEARD, EVER. We told a sir to ask the sir using facebook to let us use the internet but the sir (Facebooker) closed his facbook, locked the resource room and went to the ICT lab. Not to work but to use Facebook. Now that is so not cool.

Time: 12:56pm.
So uptill now, we've rang the school bell 5-6 times. We tore a leaf from one of the plants and, threw some stones on the ground. Basically, there were all Eyebrows' ideas. She can't help but destroy my second home.
Objective # 4: Make sure Eyebrows doesn't get any more ideas to get us expelled.

Time: 1:10pm.
We've sucessfully made a teacher mad. We were absorbed in the thoughts of the pictures, which were on the board when Eyebrows' mind thought of another clever idea. She started making faces at the little, tiny children of the class beside us and I started staring at some of them too, wanting to know what they were thinking of us. The children started pointing at us and the teacher started comming before we made a run for it. We ran and laughed aloud when the teacher closed the door. It wasn't a soft sound, but a loud BANG! which made us laugh even more and since Eyebrows' laugh is so contagious, it made me want to laugh as well.
 Objective # 5: Stop annoying kids.

Time: 1:15-ish pm.
We're sucessfully in the class. And chit-chatting with the teacher. She lets us go outside since we're innocent little kids, and because there were no students to teach. I think it's the first option, to be honest.

Time: 1:45pm.
I have just had the best time of my life. We were playing truth and dare, a game which I am most afraid of. No kidding. My mental friends were given the craziest dares. One of them had to sit in the middle of the court and ruin the on-going game between the boys. Eyebrows' had to talk to a pillar. The last one was the best, however. It was given to the teacher who had the last class and she had to grab a little kid and start shouting the ABC's at him. She grabbed one of the innocent, tiny faces and started a dare. We joined in, which made it even more awesome-r. The kid was probably confused and thought we were lunatics, but I guess even I can't deny that fact. At the end, when we were done, we sang 'Happy Birthday' and left to go home.
Objective # 6: Remind Chocolate about the fact that we had fun WITHOUT her.



Time: 4:50pm
I'm currently eating a chocolate bar and not studying for my history test which is tomorrow.
Objective # 7: STUDY.

Time: 5:36pm 
Seriously? It's five already? I better start studying!

 Time: 6:00pm
Yup. Now I am going to study.

Time: 6:02pm
Oops. The electricity is gone. Better wait for it to come back and THEN study.

Time: 6:08pm
Do I have to study?! Procrastinating is so much fun!

Time: 6:10pm
I am studying! STOP YELLING AT ME TO STUDY, BRAIN!

Time: 6:25pm
Oh well. French fries are here. Better eat them and then study.

Time: 9:00pm
I AM DONE WITH MY STUDIES! YES. MORE CHOCOLATE FOR ME!

Objective # 8: Not to let my brain forget what I studied.

-Marwa




4 comments:

  1. Best Blog Ever :D
    -Eyebrows :D

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  2. Thankyou for the compliment :D

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  3. badtameez
    tumne mjhe btaya bhi nay that tum logo ne ye sub kuch kia
    sharam nae ati
    btane me kia harj tha
    gandi
    jao baat nae kar rahi mein :'(

    chocolate

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  4. Aap ne poocha? :p Maine bola tha ke humein bohat maza aya tha and we played truth and dare :p

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